What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I need a live one to see if it can save me buying eggs.

 

It would end up too stoned and lay **** all.

 

@brb only eats ruskies cos he's got no ****in teef.
Dipped in ragu.

 

Mrs Luv...'what's up babe'

Luv...'it's that tosser brb'

Mrs Luv...'aww never mind love, ignore them, come watch TV with me'

Luv...'what's on'

Mrs Luv...'Chernobyl'

 

Does that happen? It would live outside in a cage obviously. Maybe it would lay more eggs due to all the relaxation and deep conversations.

 

You'll need a few to get enough eggs fam. You got some space in your Steptoe yard ? They are pretty easy to keep.

 

Lot of milling going on here.

 

Luv when he's cooking...

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The hens would commit suicide penned in that ****hole 24/7

They’d be pecking each other’s eyes out.

 

ok fair enough guys, suppose i should put up my own authentic cooking pic, just to show I know what I'm talking about...

 

I've called this the Luv Ragu special...

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They'd probably lay nuggets of asbestos

 

Chernobyl fallout

 

I never thought of that

 

Fake Burberry shopping trolley egg shells

 

Yeah got space in the garden to build a lil chicken thing, I could let them out in the day, would they run off? are they trained

 

Yeah they come pre trained mate.

 

Oven ready

 

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