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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by VespaPiaggio, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. VespaPiaggio

    VespaPiaggio Active Member

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    Dorts a proper gent <laugh>

    He'll be blushing now.....
     
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  2. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Im currently doing a 3 day rain dance
     
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    Great, by the time you're finished the match will be over.
     
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  4. Santaseyebrow

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    It will be rained off and england will only get a draw
     
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  5. VespaPiaggio

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    Hopefully everyone will be nice from now on.

    Got to say I didn't think Rory Burns had that innings in him.
    I thought he would be a weak link, as the Aussies probably did.
    Even Sir Geoffrey said he played well, which is praise of the highest order coming from a cricketing God.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oh HIM.

    Him’s Still my hero.
     
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    Boycs is the god of gods mate.
     
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  8. Santaseyebrow

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    I am nice always was x crackers but never not nice
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Apologies for involving you Chippy, mate. I'm going to do what I should have done ages ago, that's put the tedious Chaos on ignore. I imagine a few others might do the same else this thread will be ruined. I can't be bothered to read Chaos's drivel for five Test matches.
     
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  10. Santaseyebrow

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    Big bairn
     
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    Great idea. How does one do that? Have never had to resort to it before.
     
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  12. Santaseyebrow

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    Imagine if england were losing .. seriously lighten up
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Go onto profile page and then people you ignore.
     
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  14. Santaseyebrow

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    Come on mate lighten up i was talking about cricket ffs you nutcase
     
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  16. Santaseyebrow

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    Oh bog off groot ... pick on me as usual when that **** mocks mental health just because i commit the more evil crime if saying come on australia...

    Nobody has addressed that ...

    The guys an arsehole and as usual im getting the **** end if the stick !


    Sorry but hes a disgrace on this occassion ive done nothing wrong..

    And the next time anyone takes the moral high ground you can **** right off because laughing at mental health is about as popular as laughing at cancer these days .

    Hes a disgrace
     
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  17. Santaseyebrow

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    And ill tell you something else ... if i find him on a golf course ill give him the biggest mental problem he will ever get ... !!
     
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  18. Santaseyebrow

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    Perhaps ill start a thread mocking homosexuality, disabilitites and terminal illness ? Youd all jump right in my arse and rightly so, but remember not one of you came out to address dorty laughing at my PTSD which he knows only because i asked him to refrain the last time .... i appealed to his better nature because he hit a spot and hes continually mocked me on it... whether ive done wrong in the past is irrelevent to whether hes out if order.. dont any of you claim moral high ground on me ever again
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  19. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Match is beautifully poised for tomorrow. And the missus is away visiting her mum. I might even go down the pub so I can watch some of it on TV rather than following on the radio.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Sounds perfect mate! I fancy we might get a lead of 120 and skittle the Aussies for 90 in the second innings
     
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