That's why he's a good WUM. The clever, seemingly casual hypocrisies which he goes to great pains to insert. It's very good stuff.
Everybody has lapses Jen. It was a mates party and I was weak for one night. Look at you all judging and being jealous! Well I'm pretty sure I'd prefer to be a tanned, toned, hunk than a pasty, fat, lager lout! I have an amazing girlfriend who I'd do anything for (hence why I don't need to join in with the seedy conversations a lot of you have on here) and I know shes happy that she was lucky enough to be the one I chose. I live my life by following simple rules - "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. " "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." My next challenge is to get my band up and running. Im a perfect singer (too good for the x factor) and a great guitarist and my mates are good bassists, drummers, electro guitarists. Im hoping we'll break through. The only thing I have ever given up on in life is skiiing. I just cant do it, Im **** at it.
We both know that isnt true Jen. Next you'll be telling me you'd rather marry an unemployed 40 year old than a privately educated 19 year old with a good job, amazing hair and a rich family.
My Jack Wills job is pretty much perfect because its part time and gets me exposure whilst Im able to do my studies at the same time. Sad that my cracking gap year is over though.
i like the pale and interesting look. fake tan is **** and "tan" is burn under a different name. id rather have anyone than a cheat
Very funny Ciaran. Thats a harmless response and good banter. I do feel some people on this site need to chillax a little bit.
We've already discussed this Jen. Its not cheating if they pull you and you are really drunk. Plus I regret it, so its fine. Fake tan is good if applied in a subtle way. Although at the minute I have a decent natural tan anyway. BTW, I can let you know now - the Jack Wills Autumn collection is a stunning range. Maybe you should check it out Jen
haha kisnorbo, Im not what you would call a massive slag Ive only been with about 8 different woman in that way. Although when you have a girlfriend you dont need to be sleeping around.
Making up things I have said to prove your point is a bit sad fella. Where did I supposedly say these things?
