Off Topic The Burly Arms

I’m heading home for the weekend.

I’m playing a gig tonight.

 

Break a leg Quents

 

Which delightful venue you playing at tonight?

 

Just had to recuse a hedgehog from my dog

 

FFS

 

That's nice mate, maybe you could name him Tel?

 

Your hands are butters mate

 

Or Kipper and spend the rest of his life chasing him around his garden.

 

Mate ... I'm gonna tell you before the other lads start taking the piss ... you can only teach hawks, owls and other birds of prey to do that **** ... ffs don't turn up at the Fowey Falconry Faculty with that on your arm ... no need to thank me

 

Anything is worth a try once though @PISKIE go on, lob it off the top of your barn and see if it soars.

 

The Rising Sun in Wimborne. It used to be a rough boozer, but the new manager has kicked out the trouble makers. It’s going to be heaving tonight.

 

... and that's just the band


... just pulling your pud Quents ... hope it goes well

 

That was **** advice tbh bru.

 

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