as a model/empolyee of Jack Wills! I knew these rugged good looks were going to be a great earner at some point!
It's disgraceful when cynical employers exploit naive youngsters like Holt. The casting couch should be consigned to the history books. I hope this job really exists. I'd hate to think you'd surrendered your anal cherry for nothing.
This sounds like the start of a gay porno to me. Holt will turn up at his new "work-place", a scruffy Portakabin on an industrial estate. His boss, a somewhat eccentric fellow in his 50s will greet him with a damp handshake and a wink. Holt then has to prove just how much he wants the "job" on his hand and knees, all on candid camera. 2 days later Holt is advised that the position has been filled.
All the jealousy being hurled my way is only making me even more confident! Cheers guys. I deserve this - you dont get a perfect six pack, abs and biceps without any effort. The fake tan and gym membership isnt free. Eating healthily and not drinking too much can be hard as well. Although I have God to thank for my beautiful face and I suppose parents for the private education which gave me the great grades and honed my sparkling wit and charm.
You were mocking people who went to gyms the other day. Claiming that you just went jogging and did press-ups and sit-ups. You're a bad WUM Holt.
If your parents paid for your education I eagerly await the court case where they seek to have the school shut down for turning pupils out who are less well educated than a brain dead octopus.
