Ey mate, I’m more than happy to take HIAG’s word that these guys are the real deal. I don’t go looking for trouble, I’m very much a peacekeeper.
Just been having a read up of HiaG and Chief being in the same place, and Stan jumping on in the loop.....you guise are funny, enjoyable read for a change.
Ridiculous value! I’ve not tried that one. I go for the one whose name I can never pronounce. It’s basically ham, mushroom, black olives and artichokes. Where and when was that?
I reckon that me and Chief can start a new chapter of peace, love and respect for all, on this board.
I’m actually looking forward to having a beer with Chief. Even though I’m supposed to be going dry this month.
The one in Bristol is closed, I assume you are talking about the one on the triangle? It was gash anyway, queing out the door because the weapon was taking 15 mins to pour a drink as he was doing some creepy card trick on the customer.
Relatively, probably in the last 6 months or so. It's a Sri Lankan restaurant now, I haven't been yet. Yeah they used to do open mic night there pretty regularly.
Magic tricks. Well, mind reading, actually. Including one of my reputation-makers. You’d worship me as a god, if I performed this **** on you, Stan.
Did you used to go round pubs doing it? I remember there was some guy who went round in a top hat and long tailed jacket doing tricks on random people for a while. He was actually pretty good, creepy and weird as **** like all magicians, but had some decent tricks.
I’ve done a couple of pro gigs. But I’ve never dressed up like that. I tend to be fairly casual. Electric velvet blue cape with matching wizard hat, and magical staff with crystal crown. Certainly nothing weird or creepy.
Derren Brown once came over to a mate of mine in a pub asking if he had a £20 note for him to do a trick with. If he got it right then my mate would get the £20 back, if he ****ed it up then Derren Brown would double it. My mate seeing nothing to lose agreed, not sure what the trick was but he ****ed it up and tore the note in half. He gave him £40 so fair play to him. We must've been about 17 or something at the time, was just as he was starting to get famous, think he used to live around Clifton for uni or something.
He says with trepidation! Don't worry mate, I'm a pussy cat. A fifteen stone pussy cat. Looking forward to it, a couple of Bath Gems will be just the ticket. Although weren't you on that dark stuff last night? I'm not a fan of that much. I'm still bamboozled that in a county of nearly 70 million people you can bump into someone from a football forum in an entirely neutral location. Mad.