Off Topic The Burly Arms

The camera adds four stone.

 

You’re obsessed with homosexuality, aren’t you, Commie?

 

And you had the audacity to post that fat bastard gif to me

 

That's because there's nothing left to queue for after you've been at it !

 

It took me ages to film and edit that gif.

 

There’s tons of food, Pix.

I really don’t eat a lot. It’s the booze that is the enemy to my waistline. I’m stopping for August.

 

Yeah okay mate

 

It’s true. I never have.

 

Apart from the all day breakfasts and pizza you've just told us about

 

^^^ Virtually exists on a diet of humble pie...


.... or does he?

 

The pizza is “student uni” pizza. Not large and not saturated in cheese.

With the walking I do, I will be well within recommended calorific limits.

 

HIAG is a card, a rake, and a tremendous wit. That’s all, newcomer.

 

Must be the 28 sausages you're adding on top that's doing it then.

 

No, Pix.

It’s undoubtedly the large G&Ts I’ve been drinking for the last six months.

 

You are basically Christopher Biggins like I said

 

Decent though, eh?

My staple there is a diavolo pizza with a side of chicken wings or the lasagne with a side of fries.

Easy food when there's **** all else about.

You've missed out on The Parade with it's burger & fries staples. And mixed use toilets!

 

It's not an all day breakfast, it's a breakfast that lasts all day.

I can concur!

 

Daft thing is, when the summer schools start and the student accommodation becomes B&B they change over to this eat all you like buffet breakfast.

You go in first week, buy one, and for some reason they issue us with the wrist band that they give to those staying in the accommodation have. They are the same colour etc.every day, regardless.

Thereafter, stick it in your pocket and it's free breakfast for the rest of summer!

 

ffs chief. Kipper is still reading this thread. You ain’t doing him any favours mate.

 

Chief’s gonna turn up with a squad of ground workers and steel erectors, HIAG better make sure Daz and the 3 henchman are in tow.