Off Topic The Burly Arms

OK, black coffee, no sugar for me. It’s a schlep but I’ll make the effort.

 

Piskie probably jealous as ****

 

He will be, if me and Chief have a game of golf.

He'll be fuming, Bruv!

 

@Skylarker apparently, I'm staying at your Uni, Bro.

 

If you both go collecting pebbles and heavy mica content granite he'll be seething.

 

University of Bath? Lovely place on top of the hill.

Or Coventry Uni, absolute ****ing dive?

I'm guessing Bath!

 

Now, Stan knows, Bro!

He'll hunt me down and bore me to death with his negativity and denigration of my lifestyle.

 

beat me to it

 

Coventry Uni then

 

I think that Emoji should do the trick

Stan turning up in Coventry for sure

 

Bath is a beautiful city. Decent non league football team.

We stayed in a fancy hotel when we went there a few years ago. The student halls were fully booked.

BOOM!

 

Chief's here, too. I now know what he looks like.

He's young and quite handsome.

The bastard.

 

Doxxed ffs

 

Yeah, there are quite a few fancy hotels here.

It's a fantastic place.

Too many ****ing tourists, though.

 

Chief doxxed himself by standing in front of me and taking a photo, and then walking calmly to enjoy a drink with his mates.

I really like his style, Bruv.

 

Did you assume he was a fan?

 

He’s called Chief for a reason bru

 

Usually, they ask for my autograph.

That's what confused me, Stan.

 

You wear red...
Seriously?
Red????
Really???????
Red FFS??????????


I mean...****ING SERIOUSLY???