I've just been to bed with two Thai girls and it was like winning the lottery. We had six matching balls.
World put to rights in less than two hours, not bad going Lovely to see you again, flt and definitely see you again soon
Not only did I get to see Saint Helen today but I also had dinner in the same restaurant as Ken Bruce.
Rearrange the letters below to form part of the human body that is most useful when erect PNEIS Those who said SPINE became doctors. There is no hope for the rest of us.
Thinking of a short break next week in Cornwall with the Mrs. Any suggestions of somewhere that won’t be mobbed by sunburned crowds, but is beautiful/remote etc? @fatletiss @ChilcoSaint - think you were speaking of such recently?
St Agnes is nice, between Newquay and Redruth. There's a nice beach, on a beautiful stretch of coast, but handy for pretty much the rest of Kernow as it's about midway down. Not particularly remote, but nowhere in Kernow is unless you look for a shack in the middle of Bodmin Moor.
Practically all the beaches will be rammed now it’s school holidays but one that’s big enough to move in is Praa Sands. If you want more countryside and cliff tops, try somewhere like Zennor or Treen on the north coast of West Penwith. If you go to St. Ives, go by train from St. Erth or Lelant Saltings, NOT by car!
I don't know if it's still there but there was a sign on the outside of Gents toilet in Mousehole which read No Dumping
Bude's nice but can get busy with Grockels, If you find yourself heading towards Bedruthian there's a cove called Pentire Steps which if you don't mind a steep incline is reasonably remote.