Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur Pre-Season Thread

Navas MOTM, for me. Says something about how the game went.

 

Let's check in with the dipshit brigade...

 

Yeah I'd agree with that. Still surprised Madrid are/ were so keen to displace Navas, would genuinely have him over Courtois any day of the week. Really good keeper.

Liking how fit and sharp Kane is looking too. This is the leanest he's been for a good couple years, if his ankle(s) holds up, I fancy him to have a very strong season.

 

Good to see Kane looking, IMO, fitter and leaner this preseason than he did last year. I don’t know if he just bulked up a bit too much in the gym or if having a young family and injuries meant his fitness was impacted in some way last year but he just looks sharper now than he has for a year or so.

Pleased to see Rose back as well, I know not everyone agrees on a personal level but as a LB I think he’s the best we have and is definitely a player who we would struggle to replace for any reasonable price.

The big question marks around how we play that remain are the roles of Alli and Eriksen, and as preseason continues I look forward to seeing if Poch can find a solution to getting them into a more coherent lineup.

 

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Hoping that Pochettino will be brave and start Parrott in tbe final friendlies.
More potential CL opposition this season, so use the opportunity to
further assess a potential fast track to the senior squad.

 

N’koudou in the shop window, N’dombele out of stock.

 

I was hoping that Parrott would get a start, but he'll probably get another half hour, instead.

 

Me too.

Clearly finding a buyer for N’koudou is a very pressing matter.

 

The team we restricted to not scoring yesterday have currently scored 5 against Fenerbache who have scored 3 thenselves. Zidane must be happy might be his first win

 

Maybe he's decided that he may as well play him, if he can't sell him and get someone else in?
He did get us a very useful assist against Fulham last season in the four minutes of Premier League football that he played.

 

Perhaps we should offer N'koudo with a BOGOF deal.

 

I can’t see it mate. He’s been out on loan constantly and failed to become a regular in our squad for some time now.
I expect Daniel’s politely asked Poch to give him as much chance as possible in order to put a deal together.

 

Playing N'koudou sends a message to DL......

"This useless ****er plays until you get your wallet out and buy Lo Celso..."

 

Matterface opens with an anti-Spurs bit about Pochettino. Prick. No wonder Natalie Sawyer ****ed him off.

 

Thought that was going to be the opener. Lamela should've shot first time, for me.

 

Quality cross from KWP

 

Great save by Neuer from Moura's header. Good cross by Walker-Peters.

 

Pre-season vs Spurs : the proving ground for WC wannabee GKs.