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The real ****list

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  1. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    A partial list of things which are ****. If you like anything from this list you have no taste.

    Man Buns (already discussed that)
    Vinegar on chips
    The smell of vinegar
    Light roast coffee
    Soap Operas
    Reality TV (yes including love island Luv)
    Comic Book movies
    Anime
    Racists
    Affirmative Action (good intentions, badly planned)
    Brexit
    Baps being called cobs.
    Women with stick-skinny legs
    Large male nipples (**** you Bale)
    Gareth Bale
    **** lists
    Clotted Cream being illegal in the US
    Jose Mourinho
    Cricket
    American Football
    Ferrari F1 team
    People that like Carrick too much
    Parking the bus
    Facebook
    "RIP" window stickers on cars.
    General Chat
    Donald Trump
     
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    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Oops I missed off:

    Rapists
    ****s
    Pistachio shells with no crack
    And Gareth Bale.
     
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    **** thread bro<whistle>

    And vinegar on chips on the **** list?

    Dafuk outta here man <grr>
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Why did this make me think of @Slurpcock <laugh>:bandit:
     
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    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    You officially have no taste, sorry.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah... Add to the list...

    Fat kid's ****s
     
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    :police:lock will not like that

    Not one bit<laugh>
     
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    Were gonna really fall out over this pal.

    Onion vinegar drips out of my chip bag or it ain't chips.

    I bet you eat salt and shake crisps and chuck the salt you vile ****<grr>
     
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    They don't sell salt and shake over here... But I did do that as a kid sometimes.
    <laugh>

    It's mainly the smell of vinegar. I hate getting chips and the place smells like vinegar, puts me off eating. I can't enjoy my chips if some other bastard has vinegar on theirs.




    Dictators.
    Justin Bieber.
    Miley Cyrus.
    Dwayne Johnson.
    Totalitarian regimes.
    Small yappy dogs.
    Welsh footballers at Real Madrid.
    Facebook.
    EULAs.
    Women who don't like oral.
     
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    Women who don't do oral should be killed.
     
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    <laugh>

    I would have gone with "should be spurned"... But I won't try to lessen your view.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Crap threads like this one <whistle>

    Commie Corbyn
    Hairy twats, ffs women sort it out, growlers are out of fashion
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Var.
     
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    Owners who won't let you show appreciation with money
     
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    Mate pretty much agree with your list but vinegar on chips? You ever walked down the road and suddenly smelt the wonderful aroma of a chippy that sends you back to your childhood.

    That son, is the smell of salt and VINEGAR on fish and chips. You fackin' heathen bastrd!
     
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    This thread stinks of yank ****.

    Baps being called cobs.

    wft?
     
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    Aye everyone knows they're called barm cakes!
     
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    or in petes case, a foot long baquette
     
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    Yanks don't call them baps or cobs.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Ah Vinegar, the British spice.

    It's funny, it's not until you leave that you realise how overused that nasty vinegar is back home.
     
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