For him that was a spazzy deltmown as much as he denies it, but tbh some of the above suggestions are way more in the running, I would say try and get another spaazzoff out of @Snitchcock but he's in hiding again today down tescos touching up females against their will. Sorry I meant he's on a bootycall. Orly Yhrly
I’ve had you in the rinser for days and you don’t even know it, Pix. Such is the power that I exert over you.
Wtf would you know.? Your brain is lucky if it can generate enough power to keep your legs moving, ffs!
Oi! Don't include me in that. I'm the life and soul of the party, me. This place went into full scale meltdown, when you all thought I was leaving. I never take anything seriously or too much to heart. By the way, it's "Spurs" not "spuds."
Not really related, but when has that stopped me... Two of my kids had this one primary School teacher who had a segment of the day called "Spurt Time". Spurt was some sort of anagram. Something along the lines of "Silence, Pick Up a book and Read Time" or something like that, I don't remember exactly... But basically a stupid way of saying independent reading time. There was a big poster on the wall that said "Spurt". I had to suppress a laugh every time I went in there. The teacher was this pretty young naive lady, I'm guessing no one ever told her what spurting was.
