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The board’s greatest ever wumster?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 28, 2019.

  1. There have been some great stunts pulled on this board.

    Some of you may recall my elaborate “667 The Neighbour Of The Beast” undoing of Pixie, which has gone down in this site’s folklore.

    But there have been others.

    Who do you lads think is the greatest wumster?

    Please provide examples of his exploits.

    With great wummery comes severe measures from those in charge who get rattled hardest... such as being banned from one’s own wum thread that sets you up as a legend.

    Has that happened to anyone on here?

    Anyway, I’d love to hear your views, lads.

    Cheers.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'd have to give it to @Tobes and @Stan for the way they ripped Kipper's property bullshit claims to shreds. It was ****ing brutal, but no more that he deserved.

    Wummed to ****ing kingdom come. <laugh>
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    This was a funny one too :)



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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh I didn't like that one so much it was brutal.
    A part of haig died that day

    Now close this ****
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Let's ask Kipper what he thinks.

    If he doesn't say otherwise on this thread then I think it's fair enough to bin it <ok>
     
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  7. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    I was once banned from the Chelsea board despite never posting on it, I've since been unbanned after I realised it and questioned why but anyway, if you can get banned for doing **** all, that's elite level wumming in my eyes.
     
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    I got banned from the Spurs board and I forced Kipper to call the Old Bill in the process, such was the meltdown.

    That's uber wumming blud :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    It’s great to see that not 606’s longest relationship has been rekindled.

    Ain’t romance great? <smooch>
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @Commachio will be fuming he wasn't invited to the ceremony.
     
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    I thought he was talking about Comm's relationship with the booze isle in Aldi ?
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Pap pap all over da wurld :bandit:
     
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  13. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Yeah but you had to work for your ban, bro. I didn't.

    Shame I'm not a mod really, I'd un-ban you, I don't really believe in banning unless absolutely necessary (hardcore racism/ abuse or doxxing). I think wumming's funny if done right, whether it's against Spurs or elsewhere.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thanks mate. In return, I'd ban you from the Arsenal board and then un-ban you again <hug>
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    @PleaseNotPoll probably wouldn’t agree
     
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    I'm sure he's mellowed by now.

    @brb can you lift my ban from the Spurs board please.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You should go over to you Mouser thread more I been spraying some wum juice all over @humanbeingincroydon for 2 days now.

    He's bare delicate though so don't take the piss yeah.
     
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  18. brb

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    Do you want me to butt fook you again bro <whistle>
     
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    You should be be banned you ****. <ok>
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Wasn't he in the #****list under spud makrel?
    Or was that someone else I honestly can't remember :afro:<laugh>
     
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