I hate it when women do the old ball threat thing when they're angry with you. I wonder if they actually understand that a kick in the swingers is up there with kidney stones, childbirth and getting your leg cut off with a rusty blade as the worst pain known to man. My missus threatened me with the old boot in the sac last night and my ninja instincts kicked in. I deflected the playful boot and got her in the suplex position within 0.03 of a second. I reckon another 0.01 of a second and she would have been toast. So my question is this, have you ever been in the situation where your neandrathalic instincts have kicked in?
When I was shagging Tina up the arse in the dark I reached down to give her clit a wee rub only to discover she had an 8" clit and a big pair of hairy baws. I immediately stopped, got dressed and left her house. Like a typical bloke I've been ignoring 'her' calls, texts, emails etc. Hopefully 'she'll' eventually get the message.
When we were in second year, a guy I knew got a handjob off a lassie in first year - she wasn't sure what dudes like or don't like and stuck her fingernail down his urethra. She apparently only stopped when there was blood.
Could've been - it was from the horse's mouth, though so, if the guy was fibbing, he got teased about it for years and is a ****ing simpleton.
i dont know what would possess any normal person to do that. did he not tell her to stop?! ****ing mad.
being serious now pissing razor blades is murder (or that what it feels like when you have cystitis) and another after visiting PapuaNG, caught the syph and had a tube down the willy, farking killed me nearly. the moral to the story is never root in png
