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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by jonny 'hasen' shuttle, Jul 26, 2019.

  1. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Blimey mate ....are you saying she looks that old....<laugh>
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Says someone who wished me happy birthday in sarcastic blue.
     
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  3. It'sOnlyAGame

    It'sOnlyAGame Well-Known Member

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    Love the bodywork
     
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  4. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Happy Birthday Fran. And many more of them. <bubbly><hug>:emoticon-0166-cake:
     
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  5. shoot_spiderman

    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    I was thinking that. I don't think Beddy knows the rules :D

    Back on topic ... Kingfisher???

    Cobra's better

    Take a half of Cobra and a half of Guiness, sell the Guiness to an Irish-American of distant descent, Drink the Cobra with a Chicken Pathia, pay for it with the money you got from the American ... Result :cool:
     
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  6. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Really....you are very mistaken....now why would I do it in blue??? You must be colour blind read it again..........<laugh>
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Red! So now you are angry with me.
     
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  8. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Typical women..........can never make your mind up consistently..........<laugh>
     
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  9. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Happy Birthday Gran


    Oh that bloody predictive text... Fran

    :p
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Happy birthday Fran, hope you had a lovely day <cheers>
     
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  11. Saint Helen

    Saint Helen Well-Known Member

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    I never knew that!
     
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  12. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Actually you are a mere child but happy birthday and may you have a lovely day.
     
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  13. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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  14. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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  15. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Then there is Gerald Scarfe the cartoonist whose other half is Jane Asher. I know which half I would have. She makes exceedingly good cakes.
     
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  16. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Wife: "Oh look I haven't worn this since before we were married 20 years ago and it still fits me"
    Husband: "It's a scarf"
     
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  17. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    I'd like a brimful of her.
     
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  18. shoot_spiderman

    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    Can you get quarter-quarter-quarter-quarter scarfs if you go to the T20 finals?
     
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  19. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Maybe next year you can buy quarter-quarter-quarter-quarter scarfs at the 2020 twenty20 world cup.
     
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  20. West Kent Saint

    West Kent Saint Well-Known Member

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    I agree Cobra is better then Kingfisher. Still, Kingfisher is better than whatever **** lager was on at St Mary's! Carlsberg? Yuck.
     
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