The Apaches had a **** God... Well kind of. There was a God/Monster/character called Kicking Monster who created the first vaginas in a hut, he had a whole hut of vaginas and called them his daughters. According to the legend though they were originally toothed weapons. Kicking Monster would kick unsuspecting passers by into his hut (probably where he got his name). Once in the hut his "daughters" would eat the visiting men until one day a man came along and tamed the vaginas. He gave them sour berries so their teeth fell out and took them back to his village and gave one to each of the women in his village. My favourite story from mythology.
