The pre-season thread - 2019/20 edition

Charlie is back on Twitter............thus far not trying to wind up saints fans ..........yet.

 

Ah me lads
Ye shudda seen us gannin .....

Well he does like the races!

 

Feyenoord tickets arrived, looking forward to pre/post match drinks probably in the Oude Haven it's close to Blaak station where the football special trains stop. https://www.cityguiderotterdam.com/things-to-do/sights/old-harbour-rotterdam/

 

It’s that really sensitive bit, between the twat and the ****ter!
(Jimmy Carr joke - I’m not normally that crass!)

 

That's known as the Gooch to me.

 

Not to be confused with the Sunderland player.

 

I'm sure it's called cozif. Coz if it weren't there the guts would fall out

 

Dummies are a decent replacement for our defenders

 

Burnley tickets arrived today. It's building nicely.. COYRs

 

And where is my season ticket? A little bird told me they are having problems with issuing the season tickets due to demand. The 16 year old YTS kid who is the sole worker in the ticket office is struggling as he has to sort out the season tickets, post out tickets to friendlies, deal with enquiries on the phone and at the window, cash up the money, clean the office, make tea, double up on reception, lay out rooms for conferences, wash the kit, tout our unwanted players around other clubs, make apple crumble and custard for Ralph, coach Charlie Austin on how to be a grown up and many more tasks beside.. He has to get all this done all by himself and all for less than the statuary minimum wage. Don't be surprised if your season ticket is late arriving.

 

just how important are dummies?

 

He lives!

 

the look of love!

 

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Unreported - another training ground punch-up

 

Saw that in the OS video....just horsing around.

 

Saints twitter do seem to like positive images of Boufal.