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Off Topic Are seagulls dangerous animals?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jul 23, 2019.

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Cull the gulls?

  1. Kill em all

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  2. **** coco

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  3. Stfu sucky & stop watching daytime tv

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    To most of the country they are seagulls.

    Herring gulls
    Greggs gulls
    Skiprats.
     
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  2. Milk and Kebabs

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    "Seagull" probably isn't the preferred term (or should I say the preferred tern) for birdwatchers, etc, but neither is it incorrect for lay usage. It's a synonym for gull. There is nothing wrong with saying "seagulls". English is a wonderful language where you can often use more than one word to describe something.

    See dictionary.com:
    seagull
    or sea gull
    [ see-guhl ]SHOW IPA
    EXAMPLES|WORD ORIGIN
    SEE MORE SYNONYMS FOR seagull ON THESAURUS.COM
    noun
    a gull, especially any of the Marine species.
     
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  3. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Not if you shoot it though. <ok>
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    He's just a cook.
     
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  6. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Have you seen how hard the gulls are around here?
     
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    “My partner was in the garden putting the washing out at the time and suddenly he saw it swoop down. It carried Gizmo a fair way as we couldn’t see him any more. I have no idea if he was dropped or where he is now.”

    The partner 100% killed/lost the pointless little runt (perhaps by accident) and made up that story in a panic when his wife found out. He's probably still in shock people actually believed him.

    Looking for Gizmo? Check your bins love.
     
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  8. Milk and Kebabs

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    To be fair, if a dog is small enough to be taken by a seagull... It deserves to be taken by a seagull.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Male partners, wives, dogs, seagulls.

    Is it a geordie version off a swinger club?
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    A way to keep yourselves safe from the birds of death..

     
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  11. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    I went to look at a job on a roof and had some fun with sea gulls.

    I needed to get data plates on a load of air conditioning condensers which needed replacing and they were fairly near a nest.

    I got within 20 meters of it and they were actually dive bombing me!

    They would line me up and swoop down just above my head and then go round again!

    I came back with a colleague who I made hold a stick in the air so we could protect ourselves.

    I'm not a big fan although humankind won that battle!
     
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  12. Bodinki

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    Birdwatcher isnt the preferred term for people who watch birds either, I prefer either "Sad ****" or "Utter ***got". Either of those will do fine.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ****
     
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  14. Bodinki

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    **** will also do in a pinch :p
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You like pinching ****s?
     
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  16. Bodinki

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    Why? You up for a pinching?

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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  18. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    That likes other people's food.. ;)
     
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  19. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Get yourself a good high-powered air rifle mate and use them terminator slugs..<ok>

    Trying to work and fighting Seagulls ffs, whatever will the pigeons be thinking.. :)
     
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  20. Edelman

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    Pete ??
     
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