I'm off! - 2019

It’s a while since he did a flounce thread, so probably overdue. He could have found a better excuse though.

 

Calippo

What's you saying on fruit pastel lolly's?

 

I don't think this has gone the way HIAG planned.

But it's ok, in the evening he'll claim it was all a wum

 

Tbh you can't beat a Mr freeze

I usually have a fair few of them in the freezer all year round.

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Stop derailing the Fred

 

Not had one in ages but they were gangster ****, bro.

 

This man knows his ****^^

 

Just had 2 double esspressos, feeling chipper.
Pissed down last night here, is it easier to turn soil dry or wet?

Asking for an unexperienced gardener.

 

My kids like them.

 

Your kids have great taste in lolly's.

 

Ice creams and lollies are supposed to cool you down. Feasts are like a three course meal of shame and self loathing.

 

His new account will be very slow.

 

Slightly different to ice-creams but a good alternative to quench the thirst as well as including ice-cream, are milkshakes.

There's a place in the Northern Quarter that do these bad boys...

https://blackmilkcereal.com/menu/#Freakshakes

If you're ever in the area I strongly advise trying one. It WILL kill you

 

I’ll ask my gardener next Thursday.

 

Yuk.

Not a chocolate fan so it's a no from me.

 

Can only afford a thursday gardener^^

Pauper

 

They've been a favourite of mine since I was a teenager usually after stepping off the bus on the way home from school.

I reckon Magnums are probably more filling.

 

They do different flavours you illiterate *****.

 

#derail success!

 

True.