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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jul 24, 2019.

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I didn't want to ruin the racism tbh mate<whistle>
     
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    Sucky, Jul 25, 2019
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  2. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Interesting, I was just thinking the other day how they used to be less common than they are now and how it seems every car has them now.

    But you bring up something else with electric windows.

    I wish could still find a car with manual windows and locks. Electric windows and locks are always the first thing to die on a car and electric windows are so slow compared to the old manual ones.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Jul 25, 2019
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    White dog ****.
     
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    White dog ****.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    White dog ****.
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    So much so, I said it thrice.
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    So much so, I said it thrice.
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    I'll tell you something you never see....you never see someone taking a **** whilst running at full speed......


     
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  9. Sucky

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    Floaters in the river Thames
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Twice thrice?
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Chief making a comment once.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Baby pigeons
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Chief was at the CampNou in 1999. At the end of the match he was the only one shouting "we won the thrice!"
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Was going to say white dog ****.

    Though for anyone who misses seeing it, next time you eat ribs give the bones to your dog. Viola within 2 days white dog poo will appear on your lawn.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Fat guts on stage
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You mean voila, right?

    Thrice is today's new word for all you kids.

    Yesterday's was, resplendent.

    I'm here to help.
     
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    Chief, Jul 25, 2019
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    That's why everyone's fat .
    They don't get the exercise winding them up and down :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    My right hand gets plenty of exercise :bandit:

    Sometimes if I'm feeling really plucky, my left hand too <whistle>
     
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    Yeah I sometimes pick my beer up with my wrong hand to !:emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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  20. Hoddle is a god

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    The spoiler on the boot lid.

    You could buy a rubber one from Halfords and glue it on. It turned a Hillman Imp into a Lamborghini.
     
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  21. Treble

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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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