Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Couldn’t give a **** about a meaningless pre season game.

If you Manure fans hadn’t started crowing about it, I wouldn’t have said anything.

 

But I wanted you to say something

 

Might have to do a favourite cereal thread.

 

I’ve never sunk that low, Libby.

 

Spurs are a dirty team.

 

We’ve won trophies over the last couple of years, Whereas you lot have finished 3rd in a two-horse race, We’re a bigger club than you.

 

In the first half they were, But we bought a whole team on in the second half.

 

You support Man Utd though, so we win.

 

Did we?

Bloody hell, it's like waiting for a bus. Little or no signings for weeks, then 11 of them all during half-time!

 

He supports Man City since circa 2014.

 

You didn’t win today though.

 

I’m not getting carried away by our pre-season results, Our target this season has to be top 4.

 

I’m not crying, When it’s a fact though.

 

In a meaningless friendly in Asia? Oh no! We'll have to play in the Europa League now. No, wait...

 

Yeah, look how Sissoko viciously... has his foot pulled by James, who then rolls around holding his shin:

 

Smart by us to lose today, convinces Dybala how much of a pivotal role he can play in improving us.

 

And Lo Celso. And any other Argentinians, basically. Pochettino wants to run the national team properly.

 

You are

...your players were giving plenty.


It's all good though apart from the whining

 

Coco Pops, even in this day and age.