Off Topic Are seagulls dangerous animals?

Mine is just wherever I can drive in under two hours typically. Done intracoastal waterways but never the open ocean. Rivers, streams, lakes. Fortunately a lot of rivers and lakes within easy drive

 

Seagulls lay the eggs and hegulls have penises.

 

Megulls are known for photo bombing beach selfies

 

I like eating chicken eggs and then having some roast hen for dinner.

/ have I annoyed @Chief enough yet?

 

@Chief getting annoyed the term seagulls has brought me a smile.

stamping around the living rooms screaming '****s ****s'

they are all seagulls, their natural habitat is by the sea.

if you see them inland, well tough ****, stop feeding them greggs

 

I hope you take that advice on board Kips.

 

yet he wonders why seagulls flock and swoop at him.

 

Love the comments under that tweet.

‘And his Mrs is folded in half laughing at him too’

 

I liked this one.

 

This Tenby place needs nuking

 

Anyone else nacard and looking forward to the weekend but have **** loads of work to do?!

 

*knackered

And no, I'm off for a few weeks now

 

Yes yes and kind of. Loads to do but all in my own time, so probably will take ages to do very little.

 

I **** in the gutter. We can learn a lot from dogs.

 

The Australian Ibis - known locally as the "bin chicken"

 

We all **** in the gutter mate, but some of us are looking up at the stars.

We can learn even more from Oscar Wilde's dog.

 

Yeah mate, because that's what I was doing.

They're all seagulls if you have the mental capacity of a ten year old.

To everyone else, they're gulls.




*well done HIAG for proving the

point with his emoji.


Hard as **** ten year old though, obvs*

 

Never understimate a seagul !!! Ever.

If its a fully grown seagul it will destroy you.