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Married a ghost

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  1. Sucky

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    Truly sad story especially the phantom pregnancy.
     
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    That Eamon Holmes is quite louie theroux-esq in the way he takes the piss ever so politely and seems to get away with it<laugh>

    I watch **** like this and think "my life ain't that bad after all" <laugh>
     
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    Saw that..... 300 years and he chose that fat minger.
     
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    I didn't watch the interview but this bit in the article made me wonder what part of her was in pain and where he was "extracted" from. I'm guessing her rear?

    Two weeks after she married Jack, Ms Teague said, she encountered serious health problems and became convinced that her husband was causing her ailments. Ms Teague said she asked Jack to leave, but he told her he would kill her if she tried to escape him. She cut ties with Jack anyway and in December went through a "soul extraction," similar to an exorcism, performed by a self-described shaman. Eventually, Ms Teague said, Jack left, and her health dramatically improved.

    She's clearly been seriously affected psychologically by the death of her child.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
    Didn't even think of that.

    Also the pirate she married is Haitian. Yet they'd take long walks, talk and have sex often.

    Doubt she knows any ancient Haitian tbh:bandit:
     
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    Yeah probably tbh mate but can't we just take the piss regardless without the guilt trip cheers <whistle>
     
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    Well I'm guessing when they "extracted" him from her rear, he resembled a rather large dildo. And the 'pain' miraculously disappeared.
     
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    This is why I won't get married.

    Sounds painful and humiliating
     
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    Don't be too hasty mate, she might let you keep the dildo <diva>
     
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    Her middle name is Large?
     
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    One of her previous names was "sparrow" but the new dead pirate guy wasn't having that so she got it taken off.

    **** me that's not even a wind up <laugh><doh>
     
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    Where’s the Sheikh mate?
     
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    She wouldn't need to, she'd just have to know French (or Spanish). Haiti wasn't a country until the early 19th century, before that it was St. Dominica, Saint Dominigue or La Espanyola.
     
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    Which one
     
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    The one bringing Mbappe and Mourinho.
     
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    PSG
     
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    We dont need him !! Weve got jack colback and steve bruce
     
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    how do you go about marrying a ghost? surely you need witnesses and some form of recognisable consent from the groom.
    I more inclined to believe it was a civil partnership
     
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