Off Topic The Burly Arms

What’s your new venture?

 

Pimping tramps he found on Tinder

 

Oh...thought it was something original

I wrote ’Pimpin hoes on MSN’ back in the 90’s

Available at all good charity shops

 

Travelling round the world to the most bizarre places and vlogging it.

Probably do some niche mini series videos too.

 

Bro, I’m going to be honest...if you don’t mention us I’m going to start some nasty rumours about you on the Interweb

On a lighter note....bizarre such as?

You got a cameraman lined up or you going to be a selfie stick ****er?

 

West Moors

 

I'm getting 2 of these and a pole (not a selfie stick )

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01L6L4TU8/?tag=not606-21

Going with a cameraman takes the surprise element away. I'll be travelling and whenever anything random happens I'll film. Then upload to YouTube.

If you get the groundwork laid it's good money. It certainly covers all costs, plus some.

The series I'll do could be anything from

Rob gets pissed with locals in ________

To

Rob invades local home in ________

The actual filming and where I'd go etc. I haven't put too much thought into yet, I've been looking at the financial side to make sure its viable. It is without a doubt.

I'll start somewhere like Thailand or India and slowly work my way round the world.

 

Not sure many people would watch that

 

Let me know when you do Ayuhesca/DMT holiday to South America

 

I used to have some contacts in Venezuela for that. Spent a lot of my yoot out there exploring the psychedelic dimensions.

 

Don't forget to fill up mate

 

One day we will do a thread about it

 

Don't lie tel you have to get permission from the port master to release your kicks from the docks

 

Fixed.

 

That's the sort of **** I'll be doing...

I'll add that to the notebook and give you a shout out fam.

I need some ideas of stuff people would watch. Might do a thread at some point for ideas. Building up a following is the biggest battle, but once that's done its plain sailing. 2 videos a day of 100k views each and you'll looking at 250k a year. They're not the exact figures but a rough estimate.

Harold Baldr earns close to a million a year. Bald and Bankrupt only started recently and earns **** loads too. Their video's are good but I think I've got more bottle than them.

I've been researching it for ages now but kept it on the down low.

 

So basically this is you wanting to dick about, getting battered and stoned whilst filming it & hopefully getting paid.

You’re too old bruv

 

Basically, yeah!

Definitely not too old and if I'm honest settling down was never on the cards until I met my ex. Love travelling and done quite a bit already. I just have to try and keep out of jail this time.

 

Video series about getting arrested in different countries?

 

Hopefully not, but I say that every ****ing time.

 

I’m not sure that a vid of their intrepid vlogger getting drilled a new one by a couple of Mexican studs is exactly what the advertisers had in mind.