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Off Topic Weekend thread, seven or eight.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jul 12, 2019.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You'll see it yourself tomorrow!
     
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    Chief, Jul 12, 2019
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    Not necessarily. He's probably made the girlfriend get up there now with a bucket of flash and a box of J Cloths (Boris not Luv obviously....)
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You want to turn it into a bomb?

    PM me

    other than that...I can't really help you
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 12, 2019
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    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Someone sent me a pic of it the other day. Person who wrote it did a pretty good job considering they would've been hanging upside down
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    After she’s finished cleaning the red wine stain out of her sofa
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You've held it up correctly by sheer chance. Black matches blue, red matches brown and green matches green you ***** twat :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Dan's idea of training for a marathon <laugh>
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Cheers bro that worked a treat, old wire colours
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    ****! You actually listened!
    I just guessed bro!
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Good guess bro<laugh>:emoticon-0167-beer:
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just at a mates back in fulham, so I knock (unannounced) and my mate opens the door with yellow marigolds on a hurley bat and a dead rat in each hand <laugh> IMG-20190712-WA0000.jpg
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    In yooooooooour Liverpool slums
    You look in the dustbin for something to eat
    You find a dead rat and you think it’s a treat...

    I won’t write the rest.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Says fulham mate<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Jul 12, 2019
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I know but you still like a nice bit of sweet n sour rat.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Who doesn't in London ffs we usually call them à carte on blanch El ratio "wiv chips boss"
    @Slurpcock knows he takes my order every friday:bandit:
     
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  16. TillIDie

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    Simple enough mate, they changed the colours a few years back

    RED to BROWN
    BLACK to BLUE
    GREEN to YELLOW/Green
     
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Sucky is colour blind.

    He's a Livpl fan but for 30 years has been shouting "Come on you blues" ...In the kop end.

    It didn't end well.

    Doesn't want to make the same mistake with his cooker.
     
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    Nice.

    A quality residence without doubt.
     
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  19. Stan

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    Stan Jr hit the winning runs in a low scoring nail biter. His team finished the league season with a 100% record.

    Keep on rocking in the free world.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ta bruv where was you this afternoon :emoticon-0148-yes:
    <laugh><laugh>
    I could show you worse but I think you know that already <laugh>
     
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