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Who will be manager next season ?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Apr 13, 2019.

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Bruce has shortened considerably this morning. <steam>
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jul 11, 2019
  2. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    The laughing stock of the prem lol. You couldn’t make this **** up Be a interesting season. Must admit
     
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    leez, Jul 11, 2019
  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    It will be - just contacted my mate who is buying me a season ticket to Hornchurch AFC! No more NUFC until MA has gone!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 11, 2019
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  4. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    That’s the style. Bud well done
     
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    leez, Jul 11, 2019
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  5. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe everyone's moaning when we're finally about to make our biggest signing this window

    Steve Bruce for 5 million, bargain.
     
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    RobEllious, Jul 11, 2019
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We need a striker and Steve Bruce has a fantastic connection to Steven Fletcher.

    Masterclass.
     
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    Welshie, Jul 11, 2019
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Honestly, I don't even think Bruce is a terrible manager. He's never had a catastrophic failure but jesus Christ.

    From having Rafa Benitez and being linked to Mourinho to Mike Ashley and Steve Bruce. What the **** must the players be thinking.

    If we are purely subscribing to the reality of our situation, as in Mike Ashley remaining then of our usual options it's not a dreadful appointment. When looking at options such as David Moyes, Fat Sam, Gary Monk and others.
     
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    Welshie, Jul 11, 2019
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I agree with you completely, he's being written off before he's had a chance to prove himself. He could well be a great fit for the club, let's just find out and give the bloke 100% support.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 11, 2019
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Speaking to a Villa fan earlier who said Bruce was defence minded. Fair do's given that he was a defender. What really worries me though is the amount of teams he managed, ten I think. That suggests he won't be here for long.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 11, 2019
  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    And that is bad??
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Jul 11, 2019
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    We don't have any forwards so a match made in heaven.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 11, 2019
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Not my own work but rather droll.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 11, 2019
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  13. anyobrien

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    Glad I've rapped in.. Its a ****in shambles
     
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    anyobrien, Jul 11, 2019
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  14. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    He likes a tipple does old Brucey boy I'm told.

    This job could push him into extreme total alcoholism!!<cheers><cheers><cheers>

    It's gonna be ****ing hilarious this season

    Pass the hooch over, I need the strong stuff!!

    Comedy Gold!!
     
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    LiamO, Jul 11, 2019
  15. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    If I still cared then I would also find his comparative Premier League record a little bit worrying...

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    Eddie's British Plodders, Jul 11, 2019
  16. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Kudos
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 11, 2019
  17. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    I can't believe we have not only given this fat, disgusting, bloated bastard a job but possibly paid a few million to a club to achieve the aforesaid demonic pact of utter bottom feedery.

    The cancerous ravaged body of our club needs not chemo but a swift torching with a flame thrower to wipe out the stench of that of a 50ft burning pile of excrement which we once called Newcastle United.

    On a lighter note I want this pondlife as our new captain.

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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Jul 11, 2019
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  18. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Get used to it
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 11, 2019
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    He was in my father in laws club in Newcastle a few years back. Got his cash out, left a nice wad behind the bar.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 11, 2019
  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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