Sunburn

Back off holiday and as a fair haired gentlemen I'm used to a bit sun burn, but never on my knee pits.

Why does this body part even exist? A word of caution to everyone here, don't let your knee pits get burnt, it makes you walk like you've poo'd yourself.

Anyway I was away for deadline day which is probably a good thing cause I imagine there was two pages worth of threads along the lines of "NO STRIKER. GOING DOWN. PARDEW LICK'S ASHLEY'S BUM HOLE WHILE DEREK WATCHES AND RUBS MASH TATY ALL OWA HIMSELF"

Anything else of note happen? I've had a look on nufc.com and that.

 

I just got back from being abroad yesterday and made a similar thread.

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/86080-I-m-back-chaps

Have a look through and share all of the lovely "what teh fook has been happening" information.

 

You horrible ginger bastard!

 

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Nice one, cheers

I was ok untill I fell asleep on a lilo on my last day.

Also some bloke tried to open the cabin door while at cruising altitude and was arrested at Gatwick, the story's going on the chronicle tommorow I think.

 

Ben Arfa was in such a rush to get back to playing that he crashed his car into a river on the way down to QPR but was rescued by a seal who then adopted him and raised him as a baby seal.

 

A similar thing happened to Nolan. It wasn't a seal, but I can't quite remember which animal it was...

 

****ing hell! What happened there then? Must have been **** scary!

 

I was asleep when he tried the first time and got woken up by the cabin crew running up, then they stood him up and he looked like he had just fainted so i didn't know what had happened but then he went for it again so they took him to an empty row and tied him up in seatbelts. I wasn't scared though, the door can't be opened at that height and all of the stewards were top class.

When he was first trying to open it some lads tackled him to stop him then the cabin crews came down to help and he went for the door again. Then when they were taking to an empty row of seats and he was struggling so some other passengers helped. Then when trying to tie him up in spare seatbelts they were having some bother cause the lad was canny big so some big baldy came over and had him held down while one of the stewards did a Ray Mysterio esc areial assualt over the row behind. They struggled for a while and I think some bloke was rather un happy at the fact his kids had been upset so he got up, strolled up to where he was being tied down, started punching the blokes head a few times then camly walked back to his seat after being asked to stop.

We had to stop in gatwick while the police took him off and two babies near us would not stop crying.

I'm seriously considering never having children.

 

**** me. Did you discover why the hell he was doing all that?

 

Looked off his tits. He'd been in the toilet for quite a while before hand apparantly.

 

****ing hell that is crazy. I'm not a fan of flying so that would have freaked me right out.

 

Same here, I'm **** scared of flying so I'd have bricked it!

 

I love how the biggest thing you get out of this is that kids are annoying

 

Wasn't that Steven Seagal that got rescued by a seal and raised as one?

 

Yeah I can do it, and have to do it regularly, but I sweat buckets and just sit there holding onto the arm rests as though that's going to save my ass if the plane nose dives . Plus its far too tempting to watch Air Crash Investigation when all the episodes are right there on youtube.

 

I saw my first female nipple and bit of tit on a plane so fond memories. I was 14 on my way to Florida, one of the stewardesses didn't have a bra on and one of the buttons on her shirt was undone - managed to get quite an eyeful.

 

can see it now a Trooping of air stewards mincing menacingly towards the guy before gay slapping him to the ground

 

You should have been a gentleman and fastened it for her.