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  1. GroveRanger

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    Could you finish this 4,671 calorie munchie box in one sitting? We’re fans of fried food, but even we’re not brave enough. The box – called the Govanhill Munchie Box Part Two – is the creation of a British chef living in Australia, called Chris Orr. Chris has made it his mission to give Australians a taste of Scottish fast food, creating munchie boxes for his restaurant, the Wee Man’s Kitchen in Melbourne, Victoria. His latest work is a massive munch box that he describes as ‘heart attack material’.

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/10/dare-attempt-4671-calorie-deep-fried-munchie-box-10147017/
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It was in the Daily Record a few days ago and it was called The Glasgow Mega Death or something like that. Somebody is lying.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    Well, this was The Metro so chances are it was lifted by their "journalist" from somewhere else.
     
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  4. Tiddler

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    I recentley travelled from Gretna Green to Wemyss, then across to Edinburgh and on to Eyemouth. Couldn't find a single **** selling deep fried mars bars. Are they just another urban myth?

    Also, I could only find a stovie in the co-op's frozen section ffs!!!
     
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  5. EDGE.

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    Dunno m8 these unemployed sweaties on GC only eat porridge and buckfast and only wake from there drunken stoopur to hurl expletives at the "bastard english" and blame good old Blighty for them still living in caves lol
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Very hard to find proper stovies. We shot all the ****s who made it with corned beef for a start.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Isn't that just corned beef hash then? What should you make it with? Beef, haggis, lamb, halloumi?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correct. Which is why we shot the misguided arseholes.

    Steak mince <ok>

    Met sumbdy who made stovies with lamb mince. Didny shoot him but gave him a right good kickin.
     
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    Used to buy mine from the van that came to our village (Ratho) back in the day. In fact everything came via a van back then.
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Some stupid bint who writes for the Evening Times, and is a lefty luvvie, was almost in tears at this being named after Govanhill <laugh>

    Stop kicking us when we’re down

    NS1689
     
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    wot diz this mean m8
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    Dev puts sausages in stovies ffs!!

    Heathen.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    What? Please be specific
     
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    cant b arsed
     
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  15. GroveRanger

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    Including Pikeys.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    The addition of sausages makes pretty much any grub better imho. Savoury mind, before any of you tykes come back with "what about ice cream?" although.....
     
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    What about in Cullen skink?
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    swap out the fish and replace it with sausages and that would be mint.
     
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    sausages are for woofters.
     
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