I have to say, I do think he will do just as solid a job as Rafa. And he fits the profile. Fat, ugly, years of underachievement. He’s the English Rafa anyway.
Benitez produced dreary football, went on long streaks without a win, blamed everyone but himself for defeats and proclaimed himself a miracle worker for keeping Newcastle up .... ... they have a lot in common to be fair.
You’re on. Due to my tight wedding budget, I can only stretch to £50. If he’s appointed I’ll firm up the details with you. Not sure which charity I’d go for although I have a rough idea.
Wow, this is becoming ridiculous now, BBC News reporting Newcastle want Bruce as manager ... ... I thought it was all a big hoax so didn't hoy much money on it, looks like a mistake now. I still can't get my head round this. I'm being told Bruce's solicitors have already seen a contract ... WTF is Ashley up to ....
If they appoint anyone the takeover was never happening. Why would new owners allow an appointment? They wouldn’t. Sir Mike has no intention of selling a massive cash cow that ****s golden eggs.
Nice to see him; to see him (North of the Tyne) nice... The possibilities for dreadful puns should keep us going until the new season. All right, my loves...?
Can already here his droning on while the press suck his dick. We should be mindful what we wish for.