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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Trebs: yo mate you got anymore of that dank that shizz was ill yo word.

    The local peddler: course mah niggz I got you. I'm coming in my new whip just got it yesterday won't be long.
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  2. Spurlock

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    Hi im Slurpcock

    You Sucky's gal?
     
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    Did i ever mention the time I remapped a 320 touring ?
     
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    No mate, we've not heard that one.

    Do tell!
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    If you put it in for diagnostics and they couldn't find the problem then you've got trouble mate. You should get on to the AA and demand it goes into a Merc specialist.
     
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    Been out kayaking this morning. Mate lent me his ocean going kayak. Proper bad boy rig, it’s got loads of mounts for fishing rods, cargo net storage area and a couple of chambers to stash your weed and beers.

    Paddled for a couple of miles or so, crystal clear water and no swell so easy going today. This flat spell ain’t so bad after all :)
     
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    Well mate. It’s a fascinating story. I’ll save it for a time when all you lads can gather round and listen.
     
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  8. Sucky

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    She's a buff lighty mate, common knowledge they don't deal with Indians, probably best of you stick to grooming young white girls from broken homes up norf bro<laugh>
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    A few things

    Its not common knowledge because its insecure **** youve made up and easily disproved
    Im not Indian
    Youre ****in rattled

    <laugh>
     
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  10. Sucky

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    It is common knowledge bro denial ain't just a river in Egypt.<laugh>
    Indians are just unfashionable at the moment. Unless you a 13 Yr old white girl from up norf<laugh>
     
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    my mate is married to a mixed race bird...theyve got 2 kids. Youre with the wrong type of Lighty...she only in it till the drugs dry up

    Plus im not Indian you thick Polish ****
     
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    Anyway....off to watch young un in a play.

    He gets better roles nowadays...today hes a Fisherman...like Daddy on here.
     
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    The drugs don't dry up here bro. Ever <laugh>
     
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    Bringing a hairbrush with you by any chance mate <whistle>
     
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    The diagnostic was only for the stop/start tbh. And that was done with the garage that does my Servicing.

    I asked this very question about a Merc specialist when I made the claim. The problem with these warranties is that there's a maximum labour rate which likely exceeds that of an official Merc specialist. I think it's £50 per hour.

    Interesting that when you add these warranties on you're thinking piece of mind , and then later you discover caveats you wouldn't always think of when adding it on

    Time will tell, but the garage they've recommended is a Merc specialist (not official obviously) and deals in a volume of AA warranty repairs so I'm going to keep fingers crossed they will sort it.
     
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    Getting a new phone tomorow
    **** knows what my password to this site is, or even my email password to reset it.
    So yeah, cheers guys. Love you all.

    #flounceoffthreadapproaching
     
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    I feel your pain bro, see ya in about 3 to 6 months<laugh> or get @brb to sort it beforehand
     
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    It's ok mate, just ask @Stan he knows 'em <ok>
     
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