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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

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  1. Toon_man_sam2

    Toon_man_sam2 New Member

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    I am hanging on right here and the only reasonable explaination is as follows....

    A) the takeover is complete
    B) the delay is our new owners not only want to excite us with the takeover news, they want to include the announcement of Mourinho as manager (who is looking like a great option compared to Brucey!!!
    C) The delay is convincing Bale, pogba, neymar and Griezmann to all sign for Jose's black and white army

    trust me it's a complicated scenario, but I expect it to all be sorted by Thursday before China
     
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    Toon_man_sam2, Jul 9, 2019
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  2. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    What would be the appropriate gift for season ticket renewers - Steve Bruce or Alan Pardew?
     
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    Consett Mag, Jul 9, 2019
  3. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Joe Kinear
     
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  4. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    'THIS IS THE BEST TRIP - I'VE EVER BEEN ON!'

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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Jul 9, 2019
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    It's happening <diva>
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 9, 2019
  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Mike Ashley's private plane landed at Nice Airport. Who happens to be on our radar and manages Nice? Patrick Viera.

    Selling the club to him with such luminaries as Joselu, Aschraf Lazaar and Jack Colback.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 9, 2019

  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Thought you said takeover was happening so why this?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 9, 2019
  8. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    It's the Cote D'Azur takeover. We are linked with a French consortium hence our future sponsors..... French Connection.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 9, 2019
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jul 9, 2019
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  10. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Or perhaps it has all been one massive wind up.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 9, 2019
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  11. Santaseyebrow

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    Were ****ed
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 9, 2019
  12. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    If Steve Bruce comes we're double ****ed
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Jul 9, 2019
  13. Santaseyebrow

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    Screenshot_20190709-163221_Chrome.jpg
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 9, 2019
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  14. cronemeister

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    Fcuked man!
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You've gotta love all these plane reports.

    As everyone knows we won't be signing anyone, its clearly too ridiculous for anyone to allege that they've spotted this player or that player in Osbornes.

    So instead we have a load of bullshit rumours of who's plane has landed where and for what reason <laugh>

    All in all NUFC fans clearly just want to be loved. By somebody somewhere :emoticon-0153-broke
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 9, 2019
  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Feckkkkiinnggg hellllllllllllll <wah>
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    On the bright side I'm playing golf tomorrow. Again.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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