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  1. Sucky

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    Its the only place outside I would go for a dump tbh mate
     
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  2. brb

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    Anyway, while we are talking about piss, where is the Italian bottled Birra Moretti brewed?

    It says it's brewed in the UK by Heineken on the bottle, yet when you try and do a web search of the address, all it gives you is the head office in Edinburgh, and others state it is still brewed in Italy, but that's not what the label on the bottle states!
     
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  3. Sucky

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    Who give a **** just drink it ya ****
     
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    I'm just curious as to why Heineken seem to have a problem with revealing what location it is actually brewed at. An Italian beer that isn't actually Italian anymore because it is brewed 'somewhere' in the UK.
     
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    Just found this on a website as a product description;

    Birra Moretti is a genuine beer produced using a traditional process that has remained almost unchanged since 1859. To produce Birra Moretti, only the highest quality raw materials are used and a particular mixture of valuable hops, that gives the beer its aroma and unique fragrance, intensifying the slight bitter flavour. It is a low fermented beer that has a golden colour, the tone of which is given by the quality of malt used. The alcoholic content is 4,6% volume that make it suitable to drink at any time of the day. In fact it is a perfect accompaniment to both dinner and lunch or to drink in the evening with friends. Please note this product is now brewed in the UK.

    But where?
     
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    Bogs are like that in Morocco. Basically a hole in the ground that you **** in. Moroccans think toilet paper is disgusting too, so the tradition is to use your left hand (if you're right handed) to wipe your arse and then wash your hands afterwards.
     
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    Wash your arse afterwards you mean

    Something I never understood...how can you clean your arse with some paper...do we clean our hands or wash them?

    Need to invest in a Bidet
     
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    ^^^^ you ****ed up:1980_boogie_down:

    :bandit:
     
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    Both, you take a little pot of water in with you and wash your arse with your hand. And then you wash your hands again afterwards. Toilet paper is pretty disgusting stuff when you think about it, especially in countries where it's not being flushed away.

    Some of the Moroccan lads I know have got a special little sponge :)
     
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    Toooooo much info!
     
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    Just the way they do it homes
     
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    I know some of you lads don’t care for rocks, so **** y’all. Anyway for those who do, I’ve just cycled out to this place. It’s an ancient Neolithic village, from around 2500 years ago. Mad up there imagining the homeboys roasting a hog and drinking some mead out of a clay pitcher. Reckon I’d be down with that life personally.



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  14. Sucky

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    Was just about to take the ceiling fan down, 2 screws off and then thought it's Probably a good idea to turn the leccy off at the mains before i continue.<doh>:emoticon-0118-yawn:

    A million thoughts in my head at the mo<laugh>
     
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    This is what their cribs looked like back in the day

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    Could Bun a nice dooberry there.

    Then probably get gang raped by some vegan ramblers
     
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    Don't try it mate that's clearly a model :bandit:
     
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    **** you on about ? Folk were clearly smaller back then.
     
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    Actually they was quite clever back then, it clearly has disabled access.
     
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    Scotland, the official most beautiful country in the world?

    Dinne think so, Nige
     
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