Try the bite test mate ... if yer teeth break they are local ... those Chinese ones contain MSG which mean they taste nicer but are prone to crumbling
The fact that they know you’re going to gut it, speaks volumes about the **** you had in it mate “I’m leaving the carpets and curtains” “No really, take the ****ers’
Dunno if I'd want other people's **** left in a new place when I moved in, so really I'm doing them a favour
I'm currently filling out an application for some EU funding for my business. The application form has to be the most ****ing dry and boring ****e house document ever conceived by man. Who the hell devises these things ? The ****er is 48 pages long and making me want to hurl a brick at the screen !
Indeed ... hoping to be around long enough ... although the eldest finished a 5 year relationship before the actor ... so not thinking anything soon
Couldn’t think of one in the end. If you lived in London I’d have gone for... “So, they’re both riding the tube today.” But you don’t, and now Love Island is on.
Nope ... other way ... he tried testing her ... she doesn't take any **** .. he's been trying to get her back ... she's moved on ... happens ...
Ffs man, no need to taser them, they just want to go out. The nain man himself Paul, Burly Hurley loved a bit of wedding cake.
that predictive text is a fooker ... now corrected If you are ever down this way I'll show you a pic ... leave you to confirm or not
