As you can see we can't really get the whinging quite right, we've watched your lot over the years and still haven't quite got that irritating screeching noise that comes from losing a lot anywhere near as good as your players. After Thursday we will watch the sad England team again and make more notes with a hope of improvement, just in case it's ever needed at some point in the future.
You guys still haven't got over 1932-33 so I don't think we need to give you lessons. That said, it should be great - nothing quite like an England Australia match to get the juices flowing so hopefully, whatever the result, it won't disappoint
Started watching a bit of the women's cricket, but had to turn it off. England's fielding is comical.