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Best Bantz Eva

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jul 3, 2019.

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  1. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    Get it posted
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That time Fossy tripped over his cardigan in the school canteen and covered himself in skinny vanilla latte was bantz.
     
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  3. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Was Rupert standing in front of him, bent over, with his trousers and pants around his ankles, by any chance?
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Bantz.


    Mekong.jpg
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Trainersgate bantz.

    caliper-shoes-for-polio-patients-500x500.jpg

    Nike_Air_Max_Training_Shoes.jpg
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> ... take the piss out of Quentin and Aunty Short Crust comes a running ... standard <cheers>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Rupert! ... now that was hilarious too ... you were well rattled over that Quents <wizard>
     
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  8. Skylarker

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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yep. Some KY jelly fell on the floor.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You Quentin's 'Rupert', Gimli? ... <laugh>

    Always had you down as Sainstfan08 if it really wasn't Quents himself ... still reckon it was him mind <cheers>
     
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  11. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    Who was it offering people out in the car park? That was a good one too...
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

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    Quentin (sometimes known as HIAG) <laugh>
     
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  13. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    No not that one, I'm sure there was one before that. A proper offering out, names of carparks and everything...
     
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  14. Stan

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    @HRH Custard VC arranged a meet up with a Manchester United fan. The other guy turned up but Kustard bottled it.
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

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    I think Stan has previous for that.
     
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  17. Rorschach

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    You know I thought it was Kustard but I wasn't quite sure...the guy took photos of the car park if I recall rightly....

    It was ****ing funny though <laugh>
     
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  18. Stan

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    Prove it. :biggrin:
     
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  19. Hoddle is a god

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    Who do you think I am?

    Pixie?

    I don’t bookmark **** like that!
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The other lad said he turned up but we reverse image searched his ‘proof’ and it was google stock or lifted from maps.

    I’m not sure what was worse tbh.

    He was saying he had to get there and back to Stretford for the match in about 4 hours iirc. Total divkid.
     
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