Must've had enough ale to sink a ship last night, but still up bright n breezy as it's O.F day. It's like being a kid on Xmas morning but without the dodgy jersey from Granny. Wouldn't have it any other way.
You managed to ruffle a few feathers last night. I was just enjoying the carnage for a change instead of wading in. **** knows if I'll even get to watch the whole game today. They've had me sitting about doing **** all since Wednesday now they're talking about starting the Fire Pumps at 1pm. Pricks. I hate watching the game without a few scoops in me too, because you actually have to suffer through Old Firm game football sober. They really are abysmal without the haze of alcohol to make them seem good.
Cacking myself already and have been since I woke up. OF days are kind of like having your nadsack nailed to a table by a fat German guy. They're either going to be horribly painful and traumatic or you're going to chuck your filthy yoghurt all over his girning, moustachioed face.
You need an excuse for the completely biased views of every indecent. Screaming that every tackle that flies in by a Rangers player is a reckless lunged that could kill the the Celtic player and his family doesn't feel right without a drink.
I can't even face watching the game most of the time. Whenever there's a set-piece for Celtic, I'll turn the channel over. Love O.F days, but is the potential dry-bum afterwards with nae lube worth it?!
Ooofft! Wife was oot last night. I went to be after MOTD and locked the door. She forgot her keys. I tanned a half bottle of single malt and a few voddies. She's in a mood this morning. Turns out she was standing outside for an hour ringing the bell and chappin the door, and I woke up this morning to 12 missed calls on my mobile, and she also informs me that she was calling the house. Transpires that my daughter had to let her in at 01:30 That's single malt for you Rangers 2 v 2 Celtic.
half a litre of famous grouse last night, I'm a weirdo when it comes to whiskey, I actually prefer the cheap blended over the single malt. In work rigtht now, bought one of those hospital bottles of lucozade and downing it right now. The great thing about whiskey is when you drink it without mixing it the hangover isn't too bad. MON THE BARREL HOOPS
we are not pricing up the cards, unfortunately most of our customers are outside the UK and we get barely any interest in the Scottish stuff.
