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Commachio: Dark Fate

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  1. brb

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    He enters the investigation cell today...

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    His fate in the hands of pie man...

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    CCTV viewed, what does Comm do during his shift...

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    Then this...

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    Guilty or innocent, I think you the 606 jury should decide, any further CCTV evidence would be welcome...
     
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    brb, Jul 4, 2019
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  2. Tobes

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    Comm insisting he’s innocent.

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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Comm lifts crates from one side of a fridge to another and then a forklift comes in and drives them to the next fridge where he repeats the challenge.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Bloke needs to realise his potential in the catering industry anyway supplying body builders with 2000 calorie dinners. This will be the making of him.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Commachio's Full English Breakfast

    3 sausages
    4 rashers of bacon
    Pork chop
    Minute steak
    Scrambled egg
    Cheesy mash
    4 hash browns
    Gravy
    Stir fried noodles
    Tinned carrots
    Tinned peas
    Jam roly poly
    Cheesy Custard
    8 cans of lager

    Prepared 3 hours in advance.
     
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    Stan, Jul 4, 2019
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  7. Spurlock

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    Thought id check BBC News 24 just incase

    Theres no Raol Moat type of incident being reported so hes probably got off
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 4, 2019
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  8. Quesadaad

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    He’s ****ed

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    Quesadaad, Jul 4, 2019
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    Only 4 hash browns? Lightweight
     
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    Willhoops, Jul 4, 2019
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  11. Archers Road

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    Sounds alright, that. Do not forget the Diet Coke though
     
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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    no black pudding = fail.
     
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  13. brb

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    Imagine having to be the one to tell Comm he's fired and he goes full on commando...

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    brb, Jul 4, 2019
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    His warehouse 'Regatta' didn't go to plan either.

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    ^^^^ #snack
     
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    CCTV released of Comm leaving truck "safe and sound" in his previous shift...

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    Treble, Jul 4, 2019
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    <laugh>

    He was on his phone at the time, telling not606 what he was having to eat that night.
     
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    brb, Jul 4, 2019
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    Surprisingly the crate of Aldi lager in the passenger seat was left unscathed in the incident <laugh>
     
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    He’d have been on by now if he’d have lost it and smashed the pie man’s crust off.
     
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  20. brb

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    I was thinking that too. Although he might of gone to the boozer to get pissed out of his skull and we'll all cop the backlash at midnight <laugh>
     
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