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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Dude gone from threatening to ban me, to giving me advice about my washing machine.
     
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  2. brb

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    I'm pretty knowledgeable on a lot of large electrical items, not much in a washing machine, drum (bearings), control panel, motor/pump, that's it, so when you said stuck on 60 degrees, it couldn't be anything else other than the panel. Just don't know much about small items such as mobile phones, although I have changed the batteries in old IPhones in the past, can be a bit fiddly but saves you loads of cash if you buy the kit to do it yourself. I'm just too lazy though to want to fix stuff these days, used to when i was younger such as cars and stuff, but once they went to computerised like washers going from mechanical, just done my nut in because you need the garage kit for the readings.
     
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    Deffo a hobby.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    And the award for the worst post ever in the history of Not606 goes to @brb
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I changed the screen on my iPhone recently. Cost me £11 off eBay.

    You and me should start up a not606 repair and re-use clinic mate. We could be the new steptoe & Son.
     
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  6. brb

    brb CR250

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    Why?...

    The life of Piskie....

    Piskie...I've got a new washing machine...but it don't fit!
    brb...take the self tappers out!
    Piskie...i've refitted all the worktop because i don't want to butcher the machine <doh>

    Piskie...New machine is stuck on 60 degrees wash.
    brb...Please tell me you didn't buy a Hotpoint!?
    Piskie...Indesit....(aka Hotpoint) <laugh>

    brb...Control Panel is fooked.
    Piskie...Engineeer had to replace control panel <laugh>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah you're right.


    The new award for the worst post ever in the history of Not606 is the above.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I’m glad all of that washing machine knowledge has come in useful mate.

    #washingmachinegate
     
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    Them bastards probably charge £60 an hour, I gave Piskie advise for FREE :)
     
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  10. Bambs, is that you?
     
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    Like remembering to fill up you mean <whistle>
     
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    Have you decided on Piskie's fate yet mate, I sent you a PM <ok>
     
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    Piskie's fate? What did I miss?
     
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    Late as usual <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah I know, for the amount of posts I have you'd think I'd be up to speed. <laugh>
     
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    The machine is brand new mate, it’s under guarantee.

    You should know this being a washing machine Sensei.
     
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    I knew it was under guarantee....but it was fun watching you being a thick spanner. Why don't you let your good woman sort this sort of stuff out, I'm sure she'll do a better job of it.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Okay mate, I concede to your superior knowledge about washing machines <laugh>
     
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    How much did it cost?

    I'll give it a year just as the warranty runs out <laugh>
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I know how to do the short cycle and a long wash, just PM if you need a hand.
     
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