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Hoddle Isagod·2 years ago
"I keep , signing, get to 100 in , no time. Brb a fool"



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I clocked that too

 

Read saintsfan08 comment on there about Iraq

 

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Saintsfan 08·2 years ago

I'm signing this petition for the same reason I signed the petition to get our troops out of Iraq, that being to end the needless slaughter. In this instance I am the needless slaughter at the hands of a tyrannical dictator.

 

I might start a new one soon, try and get 50 signatures this time. Just need a good topic...
I might **** fossy over somehow.

 

@Hoddle Is A God tapping @PISKIE and @Commachio shoulder.

Or how about when @Hoddle Is A God went pure matthew @Tel when kane got us knocked out of the world cup.

One of my faves was the rackem for mackem thread

 

Lost his **** for a moment there.

 

That betting thread was brilliant. Death threats every weekend when his 4 fold banker bombed.

 

It was all bantz.

I was in control at all times.

 

Embellishment for the sake of bantz is a viable wum tactic.

Essentially, however, what I have claimed is fact.

Where I strayed into hyperbole ought to have been obvious to even the densest of posters.

 

@remembercolinlee likened him to Alan Partridge doing a Rambo impression

 

And when Bodi outted him as a grass and everyone turned on him, even his beloved ‘Pede!

 

I'd have got away with that if @Bodinki didn't grass me up

To be fair, you were being an insufferable little prick though. I'd probably grass you up again if you did that again to be honest.

 

Kipper had been drinking cheap snakebite on his mate's stolen pub bench and thought he was Chuck Norris.

 

That wasn’t cheap snakebite. Those cans cost me a wad, from the local offy.

 

Indesit is Hotpoint you twat!

 

That info will come in handy mate, thanks.

 

It will when the engineer tells you the control panel is fooked and you need to replace the machine

 

Control panel was ****ed. They’ve replaced it, working fine now.

You seem to know a lot about washing machines mate. You worked in the industry or just a hobby ?

 

brb is a washing machine enthusiast