The Londonistan violent crime thread

And again, Battersea yesterday.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/03/man-40-dies-daylight-stabbing-south-london-10111775/

 

https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news...-ins-homes-targeted-thieves-july/?ref=mr&lp=8

My van made the news.

To all my teachers and peers who said I wouldn't make it!!

GIRFUY!!!

 

Time to get out of Glesga mate

****ing hole of a place! Gone to the dogs as they say

 

In the latest round of crime reports, police revealed a car and van were nicked overnight on Monday into Tuesday, July 1 and 2 after thieves raided a home in Crowhall Drive, Barlanark.

Standard of journalism north of the border is woeful. Shame on you all.

 

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4445367/rapist-kirkcaldy-new-year-sex-attack-jailed/

Romanians bring a lot to this country to be fair.

 

Tremendous array of multicoloured pegs. Plus they adorn us with plenty of rubbish and ****e in the streets.

 

And it used to be so classy

 

Meanwhile in Ireland


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...hy-park-terenure-cocker-spaniel-a8984016.html

 

A free swan, outwith the British realm.

Or is it a myth Betty owns all the swans in Blighty?

 

So it would seem. She doesn’t eat them though...probably take hours to cook

https://theculturetrip.com/europe/u...he-queen-really-own-all-the-swans-in-england/

 

They're scary bastards.

 

Can break your arm etc

 

She owns all unmarked mute swans in open water, so you're kind of right and kind of wrong.

 

How can I be right or wrong when I asked a question?

 

**** up

 

Naw...you **** up.

 

It was a dirty violent EUROPEAN UNION Swan .

 

Fair enough, I shall.

 

Patience away?

 

Yep, left about 4pm