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The Saint Crispin's day speech from Henry V remains one of my favourite literary extracts ... has echoes of being on this forum ... or going to Millwall for an FA Cup tie back in the 80s

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day"

 

Tubby or not tubby
Fat is the question

@petersaxton

 

Nope. But he did say...


Your hearts I’ll stamp out
With my horses heels,
And make a quagmire
Of your mangled brains.

And;

I’ll spurn thine eyes
Like balls before me.
I’ll un-hair thine head;
Thou shalt be whipped with wire
And stewed in brine, smarting
In lingering pickle

 

He sounds gay, you sure he ain’t gay bro?

 

There were rumours, apparently.

Don’t think so though.

 

Snoop just dropped some shizzle...