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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jul 3, 2019.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Cym met him at the Emirates. And Kipper still tried to claim he was him <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 3, 2019
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    You was Lettuce wasnt you?

    im sure his avatar was of a Lettuce
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 3, 2019
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  3. Hoddle is a god

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    Were you there?

    Nope, didn't think so.
     
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    Hoddle is a god Guest

    <whistle>
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    His bollock was missing from it's sack Kipper, it didn't have any pubes.

    ****'s sake mate, do I have to explain everything to you ?
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 3, 2019
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I met Cym at the Emirates too mate.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 3, 2019
  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Skylarker, Jul 3, 2019
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  8. Hoddle is a god

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    You never met me, though.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    That's because you've never been to the Emirates mate.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 3, 2019
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  10. Skylarker

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    He wasn't lettuce. I found lettuces house and was gonna get him shanked.

    Got myself banned instead <laugh>

    Long story....
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    What about all the lies @The Ginger Finger has peddled over the years?

    The cocksucker
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 3, 2019
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    The sack can still grow pubes.
    <doh>
     
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    Come on mate, we'll stay up all night if needs be <ok>
     
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    The bollock was severed mate. It was no longer attached to the sack.

    Anatomy ain't your strong point is it <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 3, 2019
  15. Hoddle is a god

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    Don't you think, though, that he's become irrelevant since we found out who he is and where he works?

    We've put him in our back pocket, Bruv.
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

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    Yeah?
    <whistle>
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    <laugh>

    Yeah, what a twat.
     
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    Skylarker, Jul 3, 2019
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    Come on mate, you promised us you'd put all that bullshitting lark behind you.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 3, 2019
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    He's gone quiet recently, I fear the aids have took control.
     
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  20. Hoddle is a god

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    But the sack is attached to the ****ing body!

    I should know, it's my sack...

    Er...

    It's Ensil's sack.
     
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