Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

Umtiti is available for around £40m. I was hoping we'd go for him, but unless Barca want to sell him to us for £18.50 and a packet of half eaten jelly babies then we're probably out. Surprised Utd aren't in for him to be honest.

£90m for Maguire is just plain ****ing madness.

 

You should never have let us have Usmanov and his stooge Moshiri on a free mate.

 

I know mate, a few years ago he was openly stating that he'd plough £100m into our squad to get us up where we belong, but Kronke and hos cronies froze him out and here we are lowballing the likes of Celtic for a LB.

 

Umtiti isn't good enough mate.

Arsenal can't afford the likes of Maguire mate, we get it. No need to get uppity.

Chill. etc.

 

Usmanov, sorry I mean Moshiri *cough* has already put £250m into Everton, clearing the long term debt and propping up the balance sheet.

 

You and me may never agree on anything footy related (mainly because my footy knowledge is far superior to yours), but this we can certainly agree on!

 

Mate for £90m, I'm glad we can't afford him.

 

Yeah alright, don't ****ing rub it in.

 

You can't afford half of half that mate.


'The point'

 

Even if we could, the other half of that £90m would be wasted. He's a £40m-£45m player tops imo

 

He's worth what the buyer will pay, as the saying goes.

We need a cast iron centre half (he is).

I'm pretty sure you lot do though, eh?

 

Yeah we do.

 

We've been probably been bent over and bummed in the Maguire deal. (possibly?)

You lot still have Koscielny as your so called 'best' centre half.

We win.

 

You've definitely been rinsed.

We're supposedly getting Saliba, so yeah we still ain't addressed our CB issues.

 

Don't protest, Koscielny is ****ing beyond ****e.

 

United are set to miss out on Dinamo Zagreb's Spain Under-21 midfielder Dani Olmo because Tottenham have reached an agreement with the 21-year-old's agent.
(Muchodeporte - in Spanish)


Yet more proof that Spurs is now seen as the bigger club in Europe.

 

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Yeah you’d rather split that £90m over the back four to acquire a bundle of exceptionally horrendous footballers.

 

Your club literally begged Aaron Wan Bissaka to join, Levy sent him 11 messages in a row on WhatsApp without reply, it’s all over social media. You got all dressed up for your date and ended up ****ing at home with a microwave meal

 

What an endless source of amusement Man U have become since Fergie retired.

£80m for Harry Maguire, funded by the sale of egomaniac crap-haircut ponce, Paul Pogba ?

The gift that goes on giving.