Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

It would be ****ing tragic if he went anywhere else but spurs given how much the boys on here want him

Id proper feel for them

 

French midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, has been training alone in New York while his Manchester United team-mates reported back for pre-season training.
(Sun)


This really isn't going to end well, is it?

 

Actually it’ll end very well, no matter what happens.

 

If he's sold it is, yes.

 

And if he’s not!

 

He might just dink a 40 yarder into Rashford to make Wet Fart Lane cry again.

 

Tanguy is going to **** all over Rshford at OT.

 

Either that or he’ll just spend the afternoon chasing his countryman around the pitch wishing he never left Lyon.

 

I think we both know that's highly unlikely, yeah?

 

I think you need to lie down mate.

 

Well he can't roll over,

 

United will have to pay Leicester City more than £90m for Harry Maguire - making the 26-year-old the most expensive defender of all time - if they are to sign the England centre-back this summer.
(Telegraph)



What's the betting that the mugs at United will take the deal?

 

Maguire would prefer a move to United's rivals Manchester City, as he wants to play Champions League football.
(Express)

Ouch!

Unfortunately for the lad, City have no need for an overpriced, over-hyped under-talented English defender. United do.

So, you'll have to settle for the short straw, son.

 

****ing £90m for Maguire

They must have slapped a head tax on that lad, £50m of that fee is for the size of his massive medicine ball head.

 

He’d have been world class if you’d have signed him like.

City shop with the aid of a personal shopper in Harrods, you lot are currently rooting round the discount rail at TK Maxx aided by a ketwig shoplifter.

 

get a room you 2.

Ooops sorry you're on a after bumming session burn

 

Like **** he would. He's decent, but £90m ffs

 

Bid £40m plus £1 mate, that’ll look like you tried.

 

I'm pretty sure that's what we are doing

 

If United don’t get Maguire because of the crazy transfer fee they’ll most likely go for the Spurs guy who has a £25m get-out-of-this-club-that-never-wins-anything clause.