Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

Would you greet him by saying his name three times?

 

Have done and more than once ... and share it with my missus ... you take a keyboard and wear He Man Jarmies

 

If he didn't hear me ... would you cry "By the power of Greyskull' ?

 

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Anyway, as much as I like chatting with you lads, and Stan, the real work is about to start so I'll catch you boys later ... we can't all sit in our attics dressed as cartoon characters all day ... there's money to be earned ​

 

Why would I be there and why would I say that? Are you still pissed from last night's wine session in bed?

 

You go catch them nasty tax dodger mate.

 

Good luck with that old fella. I'm going to watch the cricket.

 

I think I’d rather be in work.

 

Why indeed? ... I'm sure you hang out with really cool types and don't look a bit like Gollum with a keyboard

 

To be fair England have won it already and the game's only 40 minutes in.

 

The fantasies that infiltrate your thoughts!

 

@Stan is missing a trick with his avatar.

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That Stan was a proper stalker.

 

How many over leg stumps is left?

 

6 maidens, a dot ball, three no balls and a Nelson.

 

Has the Stumpire been arrested by Yewtree yet?

 

They mostly use Willow.

 

Have they stopped for Greggs yet?

 

That's Test cricket, this is an ODI.