Transfer Rumours Arsenal In Talks...

Whose helmet are you Kips ?

 

Nice to see you back Geri

 

Cheers mate, not that I really went away. Just changed my name in honour of one of my favourite literary characters

 

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Sorry, Pix, but there simply is no getting away from the cringe-worthy-ness of the "We are Petr Cech's helmet!" comment, and you know it.

Wenger and his PR consultants turned your club, and every single one of you Gooners, into a helmet, that fateful (yet joyously comedic) day, mate.

Let's not kid ourselves otherwise, yeah?

 

Might as well have just typed blah..blah mate.

So what type of helmet would you describe yourself as ?

 

Hiag wears a pointed wizard hat, we have seen the photos

 

I don’t describe myself as any kind of helmet, mate.

But you and every other Gooner have been reduced to nothing more than Petr Cech’s helmet by Wenger.

How do you feel about that?

 

Pointy helmet HIAG

 

I will sometimes wear a leather Trilby on stage, but only if it's not too hot.

The boys in the band call me Mr The Hat.

 

We know.

Probs best not to broadcast that tbh. You might as well be wearing a string vest and leather trousers

It ain't a good look G

 

The punters love it. Especially the white hot flange, mate.

 

White pubes. We get it bro.

 

So Palace sell a RB with 1 sessions experience for £50M and Arsenal then think we'll buy their best player who has lots of experience and it's quite highly rated and they bid £40

We've been here before (Suarez) Arsenal trying to fool their fans into thinking they are in for players.

 

It's started...


Zaha's brother, Judicael, told Sky Sports News: "Given all that Wilfried has given to Crystal Palace to help them remain a Premier League club, I hope Palace will be able to see their way to agreeing a deal with Arsenal that allows Wilfried to realise his dream of playing European football for the club he's supported since childhood."
(Taken from BBC Football)


"Dream move" to "boyhood" club.

Arsenal are almost as big an embarrassment as Chelsea.

 

Crystal Palace have been left incensed by Arsenal's approach to sign Ivory Coast winger Wilfried Zaha.

The Gunners have offered £40m, which will not even be considered.

Palace value Zaha at around £80m and are furious with Arsenal for what they believe to be a ham-fisted attempt to destabilise the Ivorian and secure a cut-price deal.

(Taken from article on BBC Football)



Embarrassing and utterly incompetent.

 

"The Gunners have offered £40m, which will not even be considered."

 

! "You're a wizard Haggy .... Expecto Pastrami"