I would just like to thank the Saharan Bubble for bringing some much needed hot weather. The streets are now heaving with fanny wearing their summer garbs and this citizen is chuffed to bits. The floral summer mini-dress appears to be en vogue at present. Marvellous.
Hopefully you haven't been turned to the 'dark' side by ogling some brown skinned hag! I was out earlier and walking behing this shapely buxom princess but noticed that she was carrying a water melon and KFC bucket, she then turned around and her skin pigmentation literally had me retching violently that I could even consider putting the proud Lochrie penis inside the owner of a vagine surrounded in that colour of skin. No thanks - I'll stick to shagging pink skinned fenians.
I was in a dilemma at Scouts on Friday as once all the troop alert and flag waving stuff was over with they were all allowed to get changed. I was meant to be helping out but quite frankly my levels of concentration were impaired. Back in my day there were no girls in Scouts and certainly none in shorty shorts and boob tubes. What is the world coming to when teenage girls are allowed to saunter around a Scout hut in little more than beachwear? I've asked to be informed of any gaps in the parent volunteering rota. Also went to cheer Mrs Grove on a park run on Sunday. More clart than you could shake a stick at.
