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NUFC Sale to Billionaire Arab.. most likely a load of old Ashley spun monkey crap

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 26, 2019.

  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Easy suck my cock and I'll get you those tits


    Then just keep ashleying her
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Left shoulder denied.
     
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  3. Santaseyebrow

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    You'll come around to the idea
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Not sure how if he is the one giving!
     
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  5. Santaseyebrow

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    Hrs giving it to you while I look on and make arousing comments
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    So....... you're a watcher! Filthy ****er!
     
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  7. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    I've watched some people lose their dignity and their life on occasion... its all.about control.. I like to watch the eyes
     
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  8. Santaseyebrow

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    Not life sorry I meant self respect
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He was meant to have agreed a sale with staveley too before upping the price at the last minute.

    It’s all a game for him.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Did she get to the PL fit and proper test?
     
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  12. cronemeister

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    She’s fit and proper alright...proper nawty anarl!
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    See I don’t subscribe to this philosophy that its somehow better to always assume the worst. At least this way we spend part of our life being happy. I know you will say its just being realistic but I think realism is overrated.
     
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    Absolute hatchet job on Ashley by the Daily Mirror today:
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/mike-ashley-could-newcastle-go-17261731

    Mike Ashley could have had it all at Newcastle but will go down as a mean loser

    Somehow, billionaire tycoon Ashley never embraced Newcastle United's enormous potential under world-class manager Rafa Benitez The most insulting part of Mike Ashley’s latest kick to Newcastle fans’ teeth was the words used to justify it.

    “We have worked hard to extend Rafa Benitez’s contract over a significant period of time,” was his explanation for the Spaniard no longer being their manager.

    And if you believe that, you’ll believe Ashley was genuinely shocked to hear a Commons Select Committee tell him one of his Sports Direct warehouses was more like a “Victorian workhouse” or “a gulag” than a modern place of work.

    He was clearly happy to let the club’s most talented and best-loved manager since Bobby Robson walk away, because any boss wanting to keep a world-class employee doesn’t offer them the same wage on a one-year deal and refuse to back him with enough money to compete. And you don’t cut off all communication with him. It makes no business sense.

    But then, neither does treating your loyal customer base with a sadistic contempt. Yet in the 12 years since Ashley picked up Newcastle for £135million, on a whim, he has messed with their heads on such an illogical, unparalleled scale that a psychiatrist would surely conclude he gets off on it.

    He sacked well-loved managers Kevin Keegan, Alan Shearer and Chris Hughton, and imposed Joe Kinnear, Dennis Wise and John Carver on them.

    He renamed their hallowed ground after his sports-gear firm and sold their iconic shirts to Wonga.

    He wrote off all cup competitions, gave Alan Pardew an eight-year contract and has just priced the new replica home shirt at £65, making it the most expensive in English football..

    And through all those bizarre decisions, he imposed a Stalinist black-out on all information about the goings-on at St James’ Park.

    It’s seemed deliberately vindictive.

    As Keegan revealed last year, he was hurt at being “treated like dirt” by Ashley and his henchmen, and was appalled at their “disregard for people”.

    Fans get that hurt in spades. But nothing appears to have hurt them as much as Benitez being effectively forced out, because he offered them genuine hope of a revival. He was the real deal. A talisman who could lure a rich owner with the prospect of building something special in a proper football city.

    Rafa Benitez's Newcastle exit is a sad indictment of Mike Ashley's ownership. Benitez can be a political animal, but the motives behind his grandstanding are nearly always to take his team to the next level. All he wanted under Ashley was the chance to buy quality players, enabling him to compete with those clubs trying to break into the top six.

    But buying quality and ceding control runs contrary to Ashley’s autocratic pile ‘em high, flog ‘em cheap business model — one he still believes can work in top-flight football despite 12 years of evidence to the contrary.

    Take the £50million budget he offered Benitez to re-build a squad, which has had a minus £11.2m net spend for the three years he’s been there. Newly-promoted Aston Villa have already agreed a £22m deal with Bruges for striker Wesley Moraes, who Newcastle had been scouting for months.

    The real puzzle about Ashley is how a businessmen worth £2.5 billion failed to grasp the possibilities offered by owning a huge club with a world-class manager in an era when football success guarantees colossal financial reward. Potentially he has a Jaguar dealership on his hands but runs it like a spivvish second-hand car-salesman.

    If he’d possessed more courage and vision, with a bit of luck he could have had it all — a club worth four times what he paid for it, the love and gratitude of a city, and respect as a shrewd business operator rather that a rag trade hustler.

    Instead he’ll go down as a mean loser who refused to seek the silver lining lurking behind the Tyneside clouds.
     
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    I see Pouchy’s writing for the Daily Mirror these days.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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  17. Seabass

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    FFS just fk off Mike. We've had enough of you.
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

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    I don't think they ever agreed a price. I am firmly of the opinion that Staveley was not a serious bidder. As much as I dislike Mike I think that was definitely a bullet dodged. Not least the way they were talking, was not going to help us. All this responsible running of the club etc. **** that we need someone to come in and spunk some money end of story. The club cannot and will not move forward without significant investment.

    These lot seem a bit more serious. Patience is key because there is nothing to say it is dead. I think it was a mistake going public if they are serious though, its a very poor way to conduct business of this level. That is a bit of a red flag for me. As is the failed Liverpool bid which is still niggling away. As is Ashley being capable of railroading any bid that is for real.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    http://ashleyout.com/quotes/lies/


    “The club admitted to the tribunal that it repeatedly and intentionally misled the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United.”
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    The f@cking fat, rotund robber wants his bread buttered on both sides.
    C*NT.
     
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