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Will the Lionesses Go All the Way?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hoddle is a god, Jun 27, 2019.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    You Scottish lads will never experience what it's like to have an English lass go "all the way."

    Hell! Most of you don't know what it's like to go all the way with a Scottish lass.

    But enough about sex.

    I'm talking World class lass footy.

    You lads must be cheering our little ladies on, yeah?

    One day, some of those lasses will be playing for Celtic and Rangers.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jun 27, 2019
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    The English tarts are too good looking to play for either of the Ugly Sisters.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jun 27, 2019
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *lassies

    No **** cares about women's football, mainly because it is women's football. Clown.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 27, 2019
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    ^^^^

    Prefers watching sweaty arsed men with lithe supple thighs running around playing "chase me, chase me".
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jun 27, 2019
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What game is this that you speak of?
     
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    monacoger, Jun 27, 2019
  6. Hoddle is a god

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    Yeah. Like you've never played it.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jun 28, 2019
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hoddle fires howitzer into jocks purple face. Brilliant <laugh>

    Bring it home lionesses
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 28, 2019
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    Will keep my powder dry on this one!
     
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    bayernkenny, Jun 28, 2019
  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The porridge coons will be throwing their haggis and deep fried mars bar breakfast against the wall of the job centre after reading Hoddle's OP <rofl><rofl>

    Keep your foot on their double chinned neck @Hoddle Is A God
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jun 28, 2019
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  11. Hoddle is a god

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    That was never my intention.
    <whistle>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jun 28, 2019
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    The lionesses would probably beat the jock’s men’s team ffs

    LMFAO!!!
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 28, 2019
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    The reason Hoddle is r god can get away with the blatant AAA+ wumming is because he's a Spurs fan .

    What a bloomin character <somersault>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 28, 2019
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    :emoticon-0150-hands Yid army!!
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 28, 2019
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye have to feel a bit sorry for wimmin. The dumb bitches never get any respect.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 28, 2019
  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Swings and roundabouts mate

    Look at the **** men need to go thro.
     
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    Toley Fart, Jun 28, 2019
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not me. I have the respect and admiration of all.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 28, 2019
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    Apparently it isn't an actual fact that all women who play football are lesbians, only the ones with ponytails iirc.

    Having said that an ex-burd of mine played football for a ladies team and not all of them were dykes. At least two were straight and despite many requests the burd wouldn't entertain a bit of bi-curious menage et trois action with any of the rug munchers. To be fair I can't say as I blame her as they were all rather brutal looking, certainly not the lipstick lesbians you get on PornHub
     
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    GroveRanger, Jun 28, 2019
  20. Archers Road

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    Unfortunately, to get that admiration, you had to sacrifice all your self respect.
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 28, 2019
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