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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    In English mate?
     
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  2. Sweats

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    I have no idea what he is on about....

    Should be a nice evening for golf tonight dude...
     
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  3. The_Post_That_Made_Terry_Cry

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    Good Sir I am just prothesising how Liverpool will not do as well as Liverpudlians believe because in reality Kenny who is not a King in any shape, way or form has made some awfull buys and let his best player from the previous year go. YA FAKIN TWAT<party>
     
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  4. Chief

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    Ideal mate. I'll sort that slice out, no worries!
    I can get away easier tonight than tomorrow anyway, I'll spin em the line I'm back off home and need to leave early to catch the kids before bed.

    You reckon they'll have the match in the clubhouse? Been looking on line now, nearest pub is The Odessa Inn. Know it?
     
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  5. The_Post_That_Made_Terry_Cry

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    Errr ya batti bois gettin a room 2geva u anus injectors, this is a football forum for debate about football leave ur homosexuality out of this ey
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Have no idea mate there will be a few places in Tewkesbury I'm sure... never go down that way at all.... would have thought the club house will closed really.. Our best bet will be tewkesbury though I would have thought.. an its not far from the course..
     
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  7. Chief

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    You been drinking pal? We're playing golf after work, that is all.

    There seems to be a bit of a consensus amongst some that all sports bar football are gay, you ****ing wierdo's.
     
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  8. The_Post_That_Made_Terry_Cry

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    ey listen im not the one having a cheeky tickle<whistle>
     
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  9. Jonesey

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    You can't spell to save your miserable, worthless ****ing life <laugh>
     
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  10. The_Post_That_Made_Terry_Cry

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    if my lifes so worthless than why am i boning your mother? JOnesey i am ur father but im also ur mams brother were all a bunch of inbred basterds in scouser land aint weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <party>
     
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  11. Jonesey

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    Boning my mother?

    You sad creep - she's been dead for 10 years

    Or do you lie in bed dreaming of my mother while pulling one off into your stained bed sheets?

    ****er of the highest order.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Look at the Utd board - This twat has manged to single-handedly make a mockery of it in the space of an hour.

    Complete idiot.
     
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  13. The_Post_That_Made_Terry_Cry

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    Im sorry mate was only having a bit of a mess around. sorry for what i said mate.
     
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  14. Alan

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    No need for that. If your going to have some banter and hurl some insults then don't involve people's family members.
     
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  15. Jonesey

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    Ok, apology accepted <ok>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Lancs 343 for 6. Hants are 134 for 2. Lancs have to put the hammer down and get ahead quickly.......................then we need a 9 for 51 job again!
     
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  18. Chief

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    Yeah I noticed we'd lost a few wickets this morning. We're still in a strong position to win but a 100 lead would have been nice and now looks unlikely.

    Got to hope Hants don't now collapse too, could do with them not following on as of they do I think they'll fold.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    I suspect that a Hants collapse is more likely. Are they down anyway? We bat right down the order, but we need to bat most of today and pray that we go through them rapidly.

    Jonesey. That's very decent of you, but I wouldn't have accepted that dickhead's apology. Someone did it to Skylarker the other day.
     
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  20. Chief

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    Yeah, Hants are down. Somerset don't have anything to play for really as they have 4th nailed, for what that is worth.
     
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